A friend of mine sent me thesee via e-mail, they were too good not to post - enjoy :)
(1) FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little
dog. Bites
(2) FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky
neighbor's dog.
(3) FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog
(4) FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.
(5) FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat ... been out
a while..better be a reward.
(6) COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.. Also 1 gay bull for sale.
(7) NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby
(8) GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.
(9) JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer
$300
(10) WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call
Stephanie.
***AND THE BEST ONE***
(10) FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia
Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or
best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything.
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No, dear friends, I am still not all I should be, but I am focusing my energies on this one thing: Forgetting the past and looking forward to what lies ahead... Philippians 3:13
When you are old and gray and full of sleep, and nodding by the fire, take down this book and slowly read, and dream of the soft look your eyes had once, and of their shadows deep. Willam Butler Yeats
When you are old and gray and full of sleep, and nodding by the fire, take down this book and slowly read, and dream of the soft look your eyes had once, and of their shadows deep. Willam Butler Yeats
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2 comments:
so this is what you do at 12:13 in the morning. i always wondered about you...
And my personal favorite:
"Free horse. Load yourself. Come early and pack a lunch."
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